Full Summary: When Michi's cousin needs a home then things go insane! Shii-Chan thinks she's a witch's assistant, Jin…he…he doesn't like Karin anymore because Shii-Chan made him think he was gay (!) , after that, another girl comes in, claiming she's the other Youko except her name is Machi; all because Youko was acting like Guu from Hare + Guu. So we finally understand how Michi is weird.
Me: Yays! My first Kamichama Karin !
Kazune: But don't you already made another one…you know the one ME and that other dude being kidnapped…!
Me: That was a crossover baka! Read it, Readers! It's called 'Playing Detective'!
Karin: I liked it.
Me: WOOT!
Kazune: -reads it- Ne-Tan, I hate you.
Me: I know! Michi!
Michi: DISCLAIMER: NOISETTE-TAN DON'T OWN KAMICHAMA KARIN! ONLY OWN YOUKO AND THE GIRL WHO WAS TALKING TO KAZUNE A.K.A. THE KIDNAPPER! BUT IF SHE OWNED ALL OF IT, SADLY, THER'LL BE NO TWISTS!
Me: Uh-huh okies now Youko-Chan!
Youko: Yuppies ` su! Roll the chappy~ `su~!
Act #1: Youko, the ring thief!
It was summer. The season where kids…erm excuse me, I meant: the season where EVERYONE slacks off! Isn't it great? Visiting your relatives, telling them you need a place to stay, and the real owners think about their decision. But one person answered,
"NO!" Kazune yelled at Michi's request. He was already pissed enough. Karin giving him food poisoning, him getting kidnapped by an insane author…just so she can play checkers and other various games with someone, and being saved by GIRLS! His reputation would be ruined if anyone knew that he thought bad about girls and two of them saved him!
"But Kazune-Kun!" Michi whined. His cousin, Youko needed a place to stay because in her city, well they kicked her out for a mysterious reason.
-Flashback Scene!-
"Umm…How much for this salmon sir?" Youko asked the salesperson shyly while tugging down her skirt and while she was biting her nails, being cute as she can be so she can have a VERY, very low price.
The salesperson, oh he was TRAINED! He knew about the women's methods on men sales people-actually, little girls. So he said to Youko, "50,000 yen."
'WHAT! He may know but he didn't have to raise the darn price!' Youko thought while clenching her fists. When finally she stretched her arm out to the salesman, opened her mouth wide, then suddenly half way to her wrist, it opened up, and surprisingly there was no blood gushing out! No! There were WATER BALOONS coming out and what came outta Youko's mouth were…RUBBER BANDS!
During that, the mayor of that little town came by, and automatically banned Youko from his town!
-End of Flash Back Scene!-
"For the 568th time Nishikiori, NO!" Kazune groaned.
Wow…568 times Kazune-Bouzo… don't you think you should let him have his way? I mean she DID get kicked out of her town!
"WHAT THE-!" Kazune yelled. "Holy gee's!(Who ever says that now!) It's YOU again!"
That is right now give her pity! Or I'll kidnap you again…or I can call your fan girls and they can-
Kazune knowing what they'll do agreed before SHE can finish.
Good. I will be seeing you in about 1 or two chapters from now Kujyou, Kazune...MUAHAHAHA!
"Nooo!" Kazune sobbed.
"Woot! Now I can tell You-chan that she can come and stay! Thanks, chap!" Michi happily yelled.
"I already am `su!" Youko said in a super-cute chibi voice. When Youko talks, she always ends her sentence with, "`su" like Misha from Pita-Ten. Youko was 13( Surprisingly with her looks! O.O), yet she looked like she was 5 years old. Youko had light brown hair that ended at her shoulder and some of it was tied into a little ponytail with a sky blue ribbon that had white frilly trims on it. She was also wearing a jean-colored head band also with white frills on her head too. Her eyes were lavender-purple that any guy around her age would get lost in. She was wearing a golden-yellow dress that the sleeves of the shirt was a bit wide like an inch fell from her shoulders and were tied with white sleeves that ended on her knuckles, a belt that was transparent and white, and the end of her dress was to her knees, and she also had an under shirt so older guys wouldn't think of checking her out. And she was also wearing tennis shoes. Also, Youko was 4"6 tall.
"Hiya Youko-Chan!" Michi greeted her with a bone crushing bear hug which surprisingly, Youko can stand.
"Hiyas, Nii-Chan `su!" Youko greeted hugging back, but more tightly. "You must be Kazune-Chan, the one who let me stay here!" Youko said while walking over to him and stretching her right arm out for him to shake. Kazune had to admit, she was pretty cute, not in a flirting way though, so he took out his arm and shook her hand. But she had a pretty tight grip on his hand, because when she released it, there were MARKS on it!Marks! Kazune let that one go by shaking his hand rapidly in the air resisting the pain.
"Kazune-Kun!" Karin yelled while running to his room, and when she arrived there, she was panting. A lot. "Kazune-Kun! The kitchen it's—oh hi there! What's your name?"
"Youko `su! I'm Michi-Nii-Chan's cousin `su!" She said very chibily.
"Aww! So kawaii!" Karin awed. Then Kazune yelled, "What happened to the kitchen!"
"Uh, well…" Karin began then the fire alarm was set.
"Why me!" Kazune yelled in his mind. Now in Youko's mind, Kazune's looks were completely different. He had a 5'o clock shadow, was smoking, had frog-eyes, and his clothing's were all wrinkled, oh and did I mentioned that he looked like he was finally tamed after being drunk.
Youko, Karin, and Michi, followed Kazune to the burning kitchen that Himeka, was too afraid to put out.
"No worries `su! You-Chan is here to save the day!" Youko announced while taking out a fire extinguisher and she was on it, as if that was her broom stick to ride on and set it off, only making her and the fire extinguisher soar in the air. "Wheee `su~!"
After a minute, the fire was out. Kazune sighed in relief.
"Can You-Chan have her prize now `su?" Youko asked. Sometimes Youko speaks in third person.
"But first, we have to clean up the kitchen then-" Kazune started because the kitchen was a mess, after that Youko cleaned the kitchen, "After someone makes the food…because I think Himeka is a bit traumatized…" Then Youko fixed dinner AND the table up.
"Now?" She asked very sweetly with her eyes being big as they can.
"Right after dinner." Kazune said once more hoping that she would obey.
"I WANT MY FOUR FREAKIN' PRIZES RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW YOU FLIPPIN' HOTSHOT!" Youko yelled with fire in her eyes to Kazune. Everyone except Michi backed away from her. After that, Youko broke down and started crying! Michi picked her up. "A-All I w-wanted w-was f-four p-prizes f-for m-my h-hard w-work `su!" Youko managed to say while sobbing.
Karin glared at Kazune. He sighed and gave Youko 1 apple flavored candy, 1 watermelon flavored candy, 1 cherry flavored candy, 1 strawberry flavored candy, and a ring (His and HE thinks GIRLS are dumb!) for saying, "Sorry".
"WOOT!" Youko cheered she put the ring on her left ring finger and said, "But I'll marry you when I'm older!"
"WTH! NO! I'll be marring someone else!" Kazune protested while Karin blushed.
"I'm sure you'll change your mind, but in the mean time…" Youko stated. "-Insert whatever Kazune says before he transforms because I have NO idea what it is
-groan- - `su!"
"That was so easy it was sad `su!" Youko stated. (She just did that for Kazune's punishment, although, she has her own ring.)
"WHAT! HOW!" Kazune yelled.
"You gave it to me baka `su!" Youko stated. "And you call girls negative things `su!"
"YOU TOLD HER!" Kazune questioned Michi.
"No…I bet while I was talking with her on her cell, she overheard you and Karin's argument chap!" Michi said defensively.
-Flash Back Scene No. 2!-
(NOTE! : When people are talking on the phone, the phone calls will be in bold and in italics!)
"You do?" Michi asked Youko.
"Yup `su! So can you ask him for me `su?" Youko asked.
"Sure! Anything for my little cousin!" Michi reassured her.
"YOU CHAUVINISTIC PIG! HOW DARE YOU CALL GIRLS STUPID!" Karin, who obviously yelled at Kazune for being a sexist, then she smack him with a conveniently placed phone book.
"OUCH!AND GIRLS ARE VIOLENT TOO!" Kazune added which made Karin hit him even more with the 5 inch phone book.
"Michi-Nii-Chan what was that `su?" Youko asked a little scared.
"Oh that's just Karin-Chan and Kazune-Kun having one of their arguments again You-Chan" Michi reassured her.
"Oh ` su… Michi-Nii-Chan…is Kazune-Kun really a 'chauvinistic pig' or a 'sexist' ` su? " Youko asked.
"In Karin-Chan's world, yes…so why do you need to stay here again?" Michi asked changing the subject.
"Well…" Youko began her story.
-End of Flash Back No.2!-
"That is why I stole your ring, you sexist `su." Youko explained while she crossed her arms.
"…" Was all Kazune could say. Or at least TRIED to say.
"It's your fault for being like that." Karin stated. Kazune sighed deeply.
Me: So what do ya think!
Youko: We want YOU! Yes-serie, YOU! To review this story about me!
Karin: Or else…
Youko: I will hurt you so badly that you'll end up in the hospital `su!
Kazune: You're cute, yet your deadly, WHY!
Me: Because You-Chan is a lot like me~! 3
Kazune: …Wait...You said that Youko has a ring?
Me: Oh yea! That's right!
Youko: The right guess gets a preview of the next chappy `su! HINT: Her name starts with a 'H' and is another goddess beside athena,aprodite,nyx, artemis, or any
other goddess that has been used `su. That couts for the gods too `su! Also, the winner will not be killed if he/she forgets to review each story's chapters `su. You only have a week and that'll give NattoNe-Tan to create a bunch of chapters which will cause and update explosion `su!
Michi: SO...REVIEW IT AND ADD IT TO YOUR FAVES! !
Me: Also add me to your favorite authors list!
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